Government proposes, bureaucracy disposes. And the bureaucracy must dispose of government proposals by dumping them on us.

Collectivism doesn't work because it's based on a faulty economic premise. There is no such thing as a person's "fair share" of wealth. The gross national product is not a pizza that must be carefully divided because if I get too many slices, you have to eat the box. The economy is expandable and, in any practical sense, limitless.

The motorcycle is a device created by the team of God and Darwin to rid the world of useless young males.

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

People think the free market is a philosophy, they think that it is a creed. It is none of those things. Free market is a bathroom scale, it is a measuring tape, it's simply a measurement.

There's no such thing as a trade deficit.

The dominant type of humor in the '60s was essentially defensive and self-deprecating, using humor as a shield.