Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.

I am a great admirer of women.

The whole idea of our government is this: If enough people get together and act in concert, they can take something and not pay for it.

The political process consists entirely of politicians talking out of their butts.

Good manners consist of doing precisely what everyone thinks should be done, especially when no one knows quite what that is.

Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

Vegetables are something God invented to let women get even with their children.