Some people are worried about the difference between right and wrong. I'm worried about the difference between wrong and fun.

Some people are worried about the difference between right and wrong. I'm worried about the difference between wrong and fun.

A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative. Then you can not only be nothing, you can do nothing too.

I am no stranger to loud music. I've been to a Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels concert. I once dated a woman with two kids.

Mike Kelly [from The Atlantic] called me up and said he could pay me less money.

We like to pile language on language. Hunter [ S. Thompson] was an influence on me, no doubt about it.

You'll note that politicians no longer spend money, they invest it. Don't worry about paying more to the [IRS]. You aren't being taxed; you're taking a plunge on a fly-by-night stock issue.