Some people are worried about the difference between right and wrong. I'm worried about the difference between wrong and fun.

Bill Maher can be pretty good, except when he gets "important." Maher's all over the place politically.

It is very hard now to shock people into thinking about government regulation and the extent of government involvement in life.

Politicians are wonderful people as longa as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.

I read good. I was an English major.

From National Lampoon, you go directly to Saturday Night Live, because it's a lot of the same people.

And, by the way, how come all the people who were so in favor of unilateral nuclear disarmament are so opposed to unilateral protection against nukes?