Ann Coulter to me is someone who says things that I say all the time, but I say them at three in the morning when I'm drunk as a monkey. She says them at three in the afternoon stone sober in bright daylight.

Government does not cause affluence. Citizens of totalitarian countries have plenty of government and nothing of anything else.

The average IQ in America is—and this can be proven mathematically—average.

If we're free to do what we want, why does government always have a plan for us?

Gay marriage acceptance is happening in the blink of an eye.

Summing it Up..."Where's a good place for dinner?" I asked. "There's the Brasserie Lipp on the Avenue St. Germaine," she said, "or La Coupole in Montmartre." "Not La Coupole," I said. "I've been there before. That's the place that's crowded and noisy and smells bad and everybody's rude as hell, isn't it?" "I think you just described France," she said.

One thing talk can't accomplish is communication. This is because everybody's talking too much to pay attention to what anyone is saying