Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.

Greatest generation came through some stuff that we can't even imagine - the Depression, World War I - and all they wanted after that was a breather and a calm and a quiet life, and they get us.

Like Rick in Casablanca: "We'll always have Paris." When what we'll always have is, like, Brooklyn and arguments about [Lev] Trotsky.

The America's Cup is like driving your Lamborgini to the Gran Prix track to watch the charter buses race.

When a thing defies physical law, there's usually politics involved.

It's better to make fun of yourself because you've always got someone around to make fun of, and they can't sue you.

You can't get good Chinese takeout in China and Cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That's all you need to know about communism.