Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.

Modern air travel means less time spent in transit. That time is now spent in transit lounges.

When are the world's political parties going to get appropriate symbols: snake, louse, jackal, ... trash can, clown face, ... dollar bill with bat wings on it?

Government isn't a good way to solve problems ... [G]overnment is concerned mostly with self-perpetuation and is subject to fantastic ideas about its own capabilities. ... [G]overnment is wasteful of the nation's resources, immune to common sense and subject to pressure from every half-organized bouquet of assholes. ... [G]overnment is distrustful of and disrespectful toward average Americans while being easily gulled by Americans with money, influence or fame.

How much fame, money and power does a woman have to achieve on her own before you can punch her in the face?

The founding fathers, in their wisdom, devised a method by which our republic can take one hundred of its most prominent numbskulls and keep them out of the private sector where they might do actual harm.

Some people are better imagined in one's bed than found there in the morning.