Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.

We're gonna be in a world of hurt if we don't get it fixed, because there's going to be billions of people out there - they're hungry, they're mad. One thing that they can get their hands on is guns.

Think about last time you were broke ... now how well did it go with spending your way out of it? Did that work?

People who are wise, good, smart, skillful, or hardworking don't need politics, they have jobs.

Writing this book required an enormous amount of help from friends. To them goes the credit. I'll take the money.

When I left the Lampoon, I went west to try that out, and discovered that I hated it.They were awful people turning out awful product .

Satan probably wouldn't have talked so big if God had been his wife.