B students work for C students - A students teach.

Fishing... is a sport invented by insects and you are the bait.

Germans respond well to lies. At least, they always have historically.

Any person who has spent time outdoors actually doing something, such as hunting and fishing as opposed to standing there with a doobie in his mouth, knows nature is not intrinsically healthy.

I didn't see any NRA officials killing babies in Waco.

I'd like to end the book a lot of ways. Except I don't have any answers. Use your common sense. Be nice. This is the best I can do. All the trouble in the world is human trouble. Well, that's not true. But when cancer cells run amok and burst out of the prostate and take over the liver and lymph glands and end up killing everything in the body including themselves, they certainly are acting like some humans we know.

Writing this book required an enormous amount of help from friends. To them goes the credit. I'll take the money.