All lies are told with a straight face. It is truth that's said with a dismissive giggle.

Sloths move at the speed of congressional debate but with greater deliberation and less noise.

There are plenty of problems in the world, and doubtless climate change - or whatever the currently voguish phrase for it all is - certainly is one of them. But it's low on my list.

Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.

[Wave of bestselling conservative commentators] it's kind of like reading The Power Of Positive Thinking, or any other advice or how-to book. All they do is reassure people of their basic opinions, and then they can continue to act like they've always acted. I'd say it's time to move on to something else, but I don't know what it would be.

Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.

I like Michael Moore, but I think of him more as a rabble-rouser.