Collectivism doesn't work because it's based on a faulty economic premise. There is no such thing as a person's "fair share" of wealth. The gross national product is not a pizza that must be carefully divided because if I get too many slices, you have to eat the box. The economy is expandable and, in any practical sense, limitless.

Any random group of thirty Vietnamese women will contain a dozen who make Julia Roberts look like Lyle Lovett.

It is very hard now to shock people into thinking about government regulation and the extent of government involvement in life.

The Three Branches of Government: Money, Television, and Bullshit

To grasp the true meaning of socialism, imagine a world where everything is designed by the post office, even the sleaze.

I don't think I'll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn't big enough.

The Democrats said, "We don't know what's wrong with America, but we can fix it." The Republicans said, "There's nothing wrong with America, and we can fix that."