Satire doesn't effect change.

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

Who, other than a crazy person, does anything besides hang up on a robo-call? Any call, any person, anywhere, under any circumstances.

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.

What about snipers?" I once asked someone. He said, "Oh, most of the snipers have automatic weapon. They arent very accurate.

Politicians are wonderful people as longa as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.

To grasp the true meaning of socialism, imagine a world where everything is designed by the post office, even the sleaze.