Germans respond well to lies. At least, they always have historically.

Crazy old people are our entire source of polling information.

The Democrats said, "We don't know what's wrong with America, but we can fix it." The Republicans said, "There's nothing wrong with America, and we can fix that."

Politicians are always interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs.

Good manners are a combination of intelligence, education, taste and style mixed together so that you don't need any of those things.

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.

One of the problems with being a writer is that all of your idiocies are still in print somewhere. I strongly support paper recycling.