There's nothing more oily and cynical in politics than telling the truth.
A charity ball is like a dance except it's tax deductible.
Neither conservatives nor humorists believe man is good. But left-wingers do.
Wherever there's injustice, oppression, and suffering, America will show up six months late and bomb the country next to where it's happening.
Fortunately, I'm married to someone who's a pretty excellent parent!
People have a right to my food, a right to my housing, and a right to my good job for my decent pay.