A woman should dress to attract attention. To attract the most attention, a woman should be either nude, or wearing something as expensive as getting her nude is going to be.

Good manners can replace morals. It may be years before anyone knows if what you are doing is right. But if what you are doing is nice, it will be immediately evident.

The Harvard Lampoon itself, which had a pretty stellar run in the '60s.

It's the squares who know how to fly the fighter planes and operate the missiles and the bombs and work the M-16s. Liberals would still be fumbling with the federally mandated trigger locks.

Politicians are wonderful people as longa as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.

We'll run this planet as we please, and if you don't like it, go back where we came from.

One thing talk can't accomplish is communication. This is because everybody's talking too much to pay attention to what anyone is saying