I've been a New Yorker for ten years, and the only people who are nice to us turn out to be Moonies.

I'm a member of the working press; you'd think I'd know better than to listen to journalists.

Journalists aren't supposed to praise things. It's a violation of work rules almost as serious as buying drinks with our own money or absolving the CIA of something.

Any random group of thirty Vietnamese women will contain a dozen who make Julia Roberts look like Lyle Lovett.

Wearing a hat implies that you are bald if you are a man and that your hair is dirty if you are a woman.

Whenever government proposes to get involved in the regulation of trade, just be very, very careful about who's behind this proposal, what their motives are.

I arrived in the middle of a press conference - as boring a thing to sit through if you don't know the language as it is if you do.