I'm not guaranteeing what we come up with will be better for the planet. There is ethanol, for instance, which actually nets out with more pollution at greater expense, and more harm to the environment than petroleum, but we'll come up with something.
P. J. O'RourkeHumans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
P. J. O'RourkeWe like to pile language on language. Hunter [ S. Thompson] was an influence on me, no doubt about it.
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