A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative. Then you can not only be nothing, you can do nothing too.

I've decided that my motto in life is "Get off my lawn." It's the right answer to everything.

Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.

B students work for C students - A students teach.

This country was founded by religious nuts with guns.

East Germany was so total in its totalitarianism that everything was banned which wasn't compulsory.

Harvard has been almost as important to the American Jewish community as the pork-sausage industry.