Who does Bill Clinton think got off the boat and stepped on Plymouth Rock? Peace Corps volunteers?

Fretting about overpopulation, is a perfect guilt-free - indeed, sanctimonious - way for "progressives" to be racists.

Coffee and cigarettes are much better if you want an instant breakfast.

Imagine if all of life were determined by majority rule. Every meal would be a pizza. Every pair of pants, even those in a Brooks Brothers suit, would be stone-washed denim. Celebrity diet and exercise books would be the only thing on the shelves at the library. And - since women are a majority of the population - we'd all be married to Mel Gibson.

Adam Smith pointed out that there were three things that make us more prosperous, in a general sort of way: freedom to pursue our own self-interest; specialization, which he called division of labor; and freedom of trade.

Stay away from girls who cry a lot or who look like they get pregnant easily or have careers.

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race