Who does Bill Clinton think got off the boat and stepped on Plymouth Rock? Peace Corps volunteers?

B students work for C students - A students teach.

Michael O'Donoghue was a very close friend of mine - very encouraging with my stuff, and really a great guy - but he was a no-kidding difficult person.

America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

There's a very good reason that governments aren't supposed to compete with private-enterprise companies. Governments have monopolies on certain things, like eminent domain and deadly force.

Hunter S. Thompson and I are old friends, but what we do is so different. There are surface similarities that really have to do with us being frustrated poets.