God has no role to play in politics except to make sure politicians go where they belong. To hell.

Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then they get elected and prove it.

If we're free to do what we want, why does government always have a plan for us?

This is the most elaborate and luxurious method of convincing others that you can cook. Take everybody out on your yacht until they're green in the face. Then you can rave for weeks about your sauce marinara and no one will gainsay you.

I'm really tired of virtue.

The day was warm and clear. Kids were playing soccer in the parking lots and women were sunning their babies and having their tea all over the lawns. The scene was entirely too cheery for journalism.

A woman should dress to attract attention. To attract the most attention, a woman should be either nude, or wearing something as expensive as getting her nude is going to be.