A cocktail party is what you call it when you invite everyone you know to come over to your house at six p.m., put cigarettes out on your rug, and leave at eight to go somewhere more interesting for dinner without inviting you.
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P. J. O'RourkeWriting this book required an enormous amount of help from friends. To them goes the credit. I'll take the money.
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