Cockfighting has always been my idea of a great sport -- two armed entrรฉes battling to see who'll be dinner.
P. J. O'RourkeNothing about economic growth in the United States over the course of the past 40, 50 years, during which time this has been continually happening, would indicate that we are being harmed in an overall sense by this.
P. J. O'RourkeA little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
P. J. O'RourkeGovernment conspiracy? They can't even deliver our mail and it's got our address on it and everything!
P. J. O'RourkeGambling is so pervasive in Nevada that maybe the state should just go the whole hog. There'd be gum machines that dispensed chewing tobacco if you lost. You could gamble for the toilet paper in public bathroom stalls. And fill out Keno cards in an attempt to win cancer therapy at the hospital.
P. J. O'Rourke