Los Angeles is many places in one place.

People have a right to my food, a right to my housing, and a right to my good job for my decent pay.

Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.

In Japan people drive on the left. In China people drive on the right. In Vietnam it doesn't matter.

Dating is the social engagement with the threat of sex at its conclusion.

In the American political system, you're only allowed to have real ideas if it's absolutely guaranteed that you can't win an election

Government conspiracy? They can't even deliver our mail and it's got our address on it and everything!