Many reporters, when they go to work in the nation's capital, begin thinking of themselves as participants in the political process instead of glorified stenographers.

First and foremost: Feed people.

Satan probably wouldn't have talked so big if God had been his wife.

That is the really great thing about being an adult male, once you get married and have children the whole decision-making process is taken out of your hands, and I for one am extremely grateful.

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.

The idea of capitalism is not just success but also the failure that allows success to happen.

There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our only basic human duty: the duty to accept the consequences of our actions.