The difference between corporations and governments is governments have a monopoly on force. It's a lot easier to vote with your feet or your wallet than it is to change a government with your vote.

The larger the German body, the smaller the German bathing suit and the louder the German voice issuing German demands and German orders to everybody who doesn't speak German. For this, and several other reasons, Germany is known as 'the land where Israelis learned their manners'.

This country was founded by religious nuts with guns.

In comparative terms, there's no poverty in America by a long shot. Heritage Foundation political scientist Robert Rector has worked up figures showing that when the official U.S. measure of poverty was developed in 1963, a poor American family had an income twenty-nine times greater than the average per capita income in the rest of the world. An individual American could make more money than 93 percent of the other people on the planet and still be considered poor.

In the wake of Animal House, the stock briefly and quite wrongly shot up. So I love that movie.

No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal

If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert and a drug addict, all it means is that you've read his autobiography.