I went back to bumming around New York, writing freelance stuff for Car & Driver and such.
P. J. O'RourkeIn Western Australia they don't even know how to make that vital piece of sailboating equipment, the gin and tonic.
P. J. O'RourkeIn our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character.
P. J. O'RourkeYou don't despair about something like the Middle East, you just do the best you can.
P. J. O'Rourke