In Japan people drive on the left. In China people drive on the right. In Vietnam it doesn't matter.

Summing it Up..."Where's a good place for dinner?" I asked. "There's the Brasserie Lipp on the Avenue St. Germaine," she said, "or La Coupole in Montmartre." "Not La Coupole," I said. "I've been there before. That's the place that's crowded and noisy and smells bad and everybody's rude as hell, isn't it?" "I think you just described France," she said.

Lust, Pride, Sloth, and Gluttony, or, as we call them these days, "getting in touch with your sexuality," "raising your self-esteem," "relaxation therapy," and "being a recovered bulimic."

Drugs have taught an entire generation of kids the metric system

Liberals have a quaint and touching faith that truth is on their side and an even quainter faith that journalists are on the side of truth.

Smoking cigarettes seems to alarm peace activists much more than voting for Reagan does.

Never serve oysters in a month that has no paycheck in it.