In Japan people drive on the left. In China people drive on the right. In Vietnam it doesn't matter.

Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.

I am no stranger to loud music. I've been to a Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels concert. I once dated a woman with two kids.

Although computer-generated artificial intelligence eludes us, artificial stupidity has been perfected.

The number of American presidential candidates varies with the sunspot cycle and the phases of the moon. Being a Republican, I'm backing Hillary Clinton. Because she could lose. The reason is not that she's a woman. The reason is that she's the particular woman who taught the 4th grade class that every man in America wished he were dead in. Hillary Clinton is Lucy holding the football for Charlie Brown. Hillary Clinton is "America's ex-wife."

How much fame, money and power does a woman have to achieve on her own before you can punch her in the face?

When politics are used to allocate resources, the resources all end up being allocated to politics.