Walt is dead. And, after a couple of hours at Epcot, you'll wish you were, too.

We're gonna be in a world of hurt if we don't get it fixed, because there's going to be billions of people out there - they're hungry, they're mad. One thing that they can get their hands on is guns.

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

B students work for C students - A students teach.

I rarely meet a politician that I don't like personally. They are generally well endowed with charm. Therein lies the danger.

When a couple decides to divorce, they should inform both sets of parents before having a party and telling all their friends. This is not only courteous but practical. Parents may be very willing to pitch in with comments, criticism, and malicious gossip of their own to help the divorce along.

Collectivism doesn't work because it's based on a faulty economic premise. There is no such thing as a person's "fair share" of wealth. The gross national product is not a pizza that must be carefully divided because if I get too many slices, you have to eat the box. The economy is expandable and, in any practical sense, limitless.