Walt is dead. And, after a couple of hours at Epcot, you'll wish you were, too.

Humor is a terrific tool for explaining things, especially when what you're explaining is frightening or dull and complicated.

Smoking crack is a way for people who couldn't afford college to study the works of Charles Darwin.

[Michael] Moore doesn't really use his sense of humor that much.

What use is it to endure the Dutch Rubs and Indian Rope Burns that are politics if you can't obtain mastery over people and give them noogies back?

Never do anything to a clitoris with your teeth that you wouldn't do to an expensive waterproof wristwatch.

Popular culture has become engorged, broadening and thickening until it's the only culture anyone notices.