Russian cars are silly. They look like imports drawn by a cartoonist for a UAW newsletter.

Women are successful in the business world because the business world was created by men. Men are babies. And women areGood With Kids.

The wise traveler [to Beirut] will pack shirts or blouses with ample breast pockets. Reaching inside a jacket for your passport looks too much like going for the draw and puts armed men out of countinence

Journalists aren't supposed to praise things. It's a violation of work rules almost as serious as buying drinks with our own money or absolving the CIA of something.

It was Ronald Reagan who used to say that the 10 most frightening words in the English language are, "I'm from the federal government, and I'm here to help."

Adam Smith's huge failure was the fact that he did not foresee the industrial revolution.

On Michael Moore TV show, when he went to the home of the guy who invented the car alarm and set off all the car alarms on the block... pretty funny.