Russian cars are silly. They look like imports drawn by a cartoonist for a UAW newsletter.

The question nowadays is not what makes government work. The question is how do we make it stop.

Then there's politics. Just imagine politics with its dumbbell element subtracted. There would be no Republican candidates. There would be no Democratic voters. The whole system would collapse.

People have a right to my food, a right to my housing, and a right to my good job for my decent pay.

Commies love concrete.

There's nothing inherently lame about electricity. I've got a basement full of power tools that all operate with electricity, and they're manly items. And when you see a great big locomotive hauling a mile of freight cars, that's a hybrid. A lot of people don't understand that.

The real alternative to power of the rich is not power of the poor. It's just plain power.