The Republican convention, an event with the intellectual content of a Guns'n'Roses lyric attended by every ofay insurance brokerin America who owns a pair of white shoes.

Everything on a boat has a different name than it would have if it weren't on a boat. Either this is ancient seafaring tradition or it's how people who mess around with boats try to impress the rest of us who actually finished college.

I write because I like to make things and the only things I am good at making things with are words.

Ideology, politics and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are impotent in the face of hope and joy.

The motorcycle is a device created by the team of God and Darwin to rid the world of useless young males.

Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.

...let's talk about soccer scores. There are a few things that people all around the world need to admit to themselves. Trade restraints slow economic growth, the euro is not a reserve currency and scoreless sports ties are boring.