Poverty can't be eliminated by punishing people who've escaped poverty.

The American political system is like fast food - mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things and everybody wants some.

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.

One of these suburbs is actually named Stalingrad, which goes to show that the French have learned nothing about politics since they guillotined all the smart people in 1793.

Politicians are always interested in people. Not that this is always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs.

Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then they get elected and prove it.

A lot of things work better in a locomotive.