I have a 10 year old at home, and she is always saying, 'That's not fair.' When she says that, I say, "Honey, you're cute; that's not fair. Your family is pretty well off; that's not fair. You were born in America; that's not fair. Honey, you had better pray to God that things don't start getting fair for you.
P. J. O'RourkeI'm 61 years old. I'm not that fearful of the future, period. I'm not going to see that much of it.
P. J. O'RourkeWe are a nation that worships speed and power. And for good reason. Without power we would still be part of England and everybody would be out of work... Bicycles are too slow and impuissant for a nation like ours. They belong in Czechoslovakia.
P. J. O'RourkeEvery government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.
P. J. O'Rourke