If you're doing a column, you kind of have to. Like in the back of Sports Illustrated, Rick Reilly has to find something to be mad about. It's not really the way I approach things.
P. J. O'RourkeFamily love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
P. J. O'RourkeIn case we have to shoot Democrats. It happened during the Civil War, and it could happen again.
P. J. O'RourkeIf we want the whole world to be rich, we need to start loving wealth. In the difference between poverty and plenty, the problem is the pverty, not the difference. Wealth is good.
P. J. O'Rourke