I didn't see any NRA officials killing babies in Waco.

You can't get good Chinese takeout in China and Cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That's all you need to know about communism.

Smoking cigarettes seems to alarm peace activists much more than voting for Reagan does.

Something is worth what somebody will pay for it. Nothing else, nothing more, nothing less.

Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.

The idea of capitalism is not just success but also the failure that allows success to happen.

There are artists with palettes and easels selling the kind of modern art that Soviet art critics used to critique with bulldozers. Judging by the paintings I saw, the Soviets were right the first time.