Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

Liberalism is just Communism sold by the drink.

Health care is too expensive, so the Clinton administration is putting a high-powered coporate lawyer - Hillary - in charge of making it cheaper. (This is what I always do when I want to spend less money - hire a lawyer from Yale.) If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free.

The principal feature of American liberalism is sanctimoniousness. By loudly denouncing all bad things — war and hunger and date rape — liberals testify to their own terrific goodness. More important, they promote themselves to membership in a self-selecting elite of those who care deeply about such things.... It's a kind of natural aristocracy, and the wonderful thing about this aristocracy is that you don't have to be brave, smart, strong or even lucky to join it, you just have to be liberal.

Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.

The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory.