Wealth is, for most people, the only honest and likely path to liberty. With money comes power over the world. Men are freed from drudgery, women from exploitation. Businesses can be started, homes built, communities formed, religions practiced, educations pursued. But liberals aren't very interested in such real and material freedoms. They have a more innocent - not to say toddlerlike - idea of freedom. Liberals want the freedom to put anything into their mouths, to say bad words and to expose their private parts in art museums.

Hubris is one of the great renewable resources.

Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.

A humorist doesn't really do that much note-taking.

This country was founded by religious nuts with guns.