African famine is not a visitation of fate. It is largely man-made, and the men who made it are largely Africans.
P. J. O'RourkeI like making things. I have a wood shop at home. I am a terrible carpenter but I love doing it.
P. J. O'RourkeI remember thinking cocaine was subtle until I noticed I'd been awake for three weeks and didn't know any of the naked people passed out around me.
P. J. O'RourkeIf I bring anything to the table, it's the fact that not everybody realizes they're funny. So I just point a finger.
P. J. O'RourkeOne of the things that makes me a conservative, or a libertarian, or whatever the heck it is that I am - a person who doesn't much like big government - is that I do not like the concentration of the power.
P. J. O'RourkeOnce we realized that there were these 25 invariable types - the class politician, the frigid popular girl, the kid who tags along behind the jocks - once we came up with these key characters in a cloud of marijuana, the whole thing just came together. One of the things I'm really proud of is how much of a high-school yearbook it is in its look, so much so that Hunter Publishing had the art director, David Kaestle, and I come for years to their annual convention and do a little talk on how not to do a yearbook.
P. J. O'Rourke