The motorcycle is a device created by the team of God and Darwin to rid the world of useless young males.

The real alternative to power of the rich is not power of the poor. It's just plain power.

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

There's such a self-conscious balance that goes into television. Also, these are not people that think things through.

When Adam Smith was being incomprehensible, he didn't have the luxury of brief, snappy technical terms as a shorthand for incoherence.

Good manners are a combination of intelligence, education, taste and style mixed together so that you don't need any of those things.

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.