Smoking is very bad for you and should only be done because it looks so good. People who don't smoke have a terrible time finding something polite to do with their lips.

Any trade that is voluntarily made is mutually beneficial, by definition, and, indeed, is balanced, by definition.

If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center futuristic, they could do so by blowing the place up with an atom bomb.

Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is just operating on a smaller scale and lacks the advantage of having made enormous soft-money campaign contributions to political candidates.

Sometimes you need a B-2 bomber and sometimes you need your mother.

This country is so urbanized we think low-fat milk comes from cows on Nutri/System weight-loss plans.

The very existence of the bicycle is an offense to reason and wisdom.