Everybody wants to save the Earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.

Politics should be limited in scope to ware, protection of property, and the occasional precautionary beheading of a member of the ruling class.

We're told cars cause pollution. A hundred years ago city streets were ankle deep in horse excrement. What kind of pollution do you want? Would you rather die of cancer at eighty or typhoid fever at nine?

If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center futuristic, they could do so by blowing the place up with an atom bomb.

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

Freedom is not empowerment. Empowerment is what the Serbs have in Bosnia. Anybody can grab a gun and be empowered. It's not entitlement. An entitlement is what people on welfare get, and how free are they? It's not an endlessly expanding list of rights - the "right" to education, the "right" to food and housing. That's not freedom, that's dependency. Those aren't rights, those are the rations of slavery - hay and a barn for human cattle.

I'm here as a radio journalist but am not even sure which part of a tape recorder takes the pictures.