Smoking crack is a way for people who couldn't afford college to study the works of Charles Darwin.
P. J. O'RourkeThe Russians could have some (warheads) aimed at Japan, so if we act up they can destroy our economy.
P. J. O'RourkeTo mistrust science and deny the validity of the scientific method is to resign your job as a human. You'd better go look for work as a plant or wild animal.
P. J. O'RourkeHumor is a terrific tool for explaining things, especially when what you're explaining is frightening or dull and complicated.
P. J. O'Rourke