Those who do not know history are probably also not doing well in English or math. P.J. O'Rourke

I'll be 56 this year, I've got two kids, and I think it's probably time to go back to writing one-glove jokes.

Women are successful in the business world because the business world was created by men. Men are babies. And women areGood With Kids.

I arrived in the middle of a press conference - as boring a thing to sit through if you don't know the language as it is if you do.

Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.

Once we realized that there were these 25 invariable types - the class politician, the frigid popular girl, the kid who tags along behind the jocks - once we came up with these key characters in a cloud of marijuana, the whole thing just came together. One of the things I'm really proud of is how much of a high-school yearbook it is in its look, so much so that Hunter Publishing had the art director, David Kaestle, and I come for years to their annual convention and do a little talk on how not to do a yearbook.

There's such a self-conscious balance that goes into television. Also, these are not people that think things through.