Those who do not know history are probably also not doing well in English or math. P.J. O'Rourke

Bill Maher can be pretty good, except when he gets "important." Maher's all over the place politically.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

People are always angry at America. They're absolutely certain that America either caused their problems or is deliberately not fixing their problems. But the anger is always directed at America and never at Americans.

People love to be told what they know already. It's not so much that what they say is wrong, though Ann Coulter does seem to be completely crazy.

With Epcot Center, the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life.

Then there's politics. Just imagine politics with its dumbbell element subtracted. There would be no Republican candidates. There would be no Democratic voters. The whole system would collapse.