Those who do not know history are probably also not doing well in English or math. P.J. O'Rourke

You can't get something for nothing. Everybody remembers this except politicians.

It is a law of governance that democracies have to spend themselves dizzy. Citizens of democracies can, after all, tell their government to give them things.

I arrived in the middle of a press conference - as boring a thing to sit through if you don't know the language as it is if you do.

A politician who commends himself as 'caring' and 'sensitive' because he wants to expand the government's charitable programs is merely saying that he's willing to do good with other peoples' money.

Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.

In the Third World, honk your horn only under the following circumstances: 1. When anything blocks the road. 2. When anything doesn't. 3. When anything might. 4. At red lights. 5. At green lights. 6. At all other times.