How did an allegedly free people spawn a vast, rampant cuttlefish of dominion with its tentacles in every orifice of the body politic?
Sloths move at the speed of congressional debate but with greater deliberation and less noise.
Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.
Term limits aren't enough. We need jail.
The Soviet constitution guarantees everyone a job. A pretty scary idea, I'd say.
The Constitution is an equally forthright piece of work and quite succinct ... giving the complete operating instructions for a nation of 250 million people. The manual for a Toyota Camry, which only seats five, is four times as long.