Dating is the social engagement with the threat of sex at its conclusion.

To really enjoy drugs you've got to want to get out of where you are. But there are some wheres that are harder to get out of than others. This is the drug-taking problem for adults. Teenage Weltscbmerz is easy to escape. But what drug will get a grown-up out of, for instance, debt?

Not being a liberal, I have very little grasp of things that I know nothing about.

Hunter S. Thompson and I are old friends, but what we do is so different. There are surface similarities that really have to do with us being frustrated poets.

There aren't many political humorists. Dave Barry is excellent, but he doesn't do it much.

Term limits aren't enough. We need jail.

Fortunately, I'm married to someone who's a pretty excellent parent!