Dating is the social engagement with the threat of sex at its conclusion.

In Japan people drive on the left. In China people drive on the right. In Vietnam it doesn't matter.

[Al] Franken is left-wing and funny. He's a pretty good political humorist.

Apparently Bolivia is the key source of lithium in the world. So we're gonna trade the Saudis for the Bolivians.

B students work for C students - A students teach.

When a couple decides to divorce, they should inform both sets of parents before having a party and telling all their friends. This is not only courteous but practical. Parents may be very willing to pitch in with comments, criticism, and malicious gossip of their own to help the divorce along.

It's the squares who know how to fly the fighter planes and operate the missiles and the bombs and work the M-16s. Liberals would still be fumbling with the federally mandated trigger locks.