Rich white Protestant men have held on to some measure of power in America almost solely by getting women, blacks, and other disadvantaged groups to wear crippling foot fashions. This keeps them too busy with corns and bunions to compete in the job market.

Moscow has changed. I was here in 1982, during the Brezhnev twilight, and things are better now. For instance, they've got litter. In 1982 there was nothing to litter with.

If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center futuristic, they could do so by blowing the place up with an atom bomb.

People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.

The purpose of the Senate is to keep 100 middle aged knuckleheads out of the private sector where they can do real harm.

This country was founded by religious nuts with guns.

[Michael] Moore doesn't really use his sense of humor that much.