At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

Government does not cause affluence. Citizens of totalitarian countries have plenty of government and nothing of anything else.

El Salvador has the scenery of northern California and the climate of southern California plus - and this was a relief - no Californians.

B students work for C students - A students teach.

Health care is too expensive, so the Clinton administration is putting a high-powered coporate lawyer - Hillary - in charge of making it cheaper. (This is what I always do when I want to spend less money - hire a lawyer from Yale.) If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free.

The free market is ugly and stupid, like going to the mall; the unfree market is just as ugly and just as stupid, except there is nothing in the mall and if you don't go there they shoot you.

The Three Branches of Government: Money, Television, and Bullshit