Italy is not technically part of the Third World, but no one has told the Italians.
A world government run by the UN will be like getting an old, purblind, half-deaf substitute teacher.
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
Humor is a terrific tool for explaining things, especially when what you're explaining is frightening or dull and complicated.
Neither conservatives nor humorists believe man is good. But left-wingers do.
The question nowadays is not what makes government work. The question is how do we make it stop.