The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P. J. O'RourkeAfrican famine is not a visitation of fate. It is largely man-made, and the men who made it are largely Africans.
P. J. O'RourkeLampoon was exactly the opposite. The work was a lot of fun, but the office environment was hell. You cannot put 20 humorists together.
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