No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you were to delve into the literary history of humour it's probably all about not providing answers because the humorist essentially says: this is the way things are.

The main reason to be opposed to political control of smoking is to keep power -even the smallest and silliest kind of power - out of the hands of ... members of a dangerous class -the class that knows what's good for us better than we do.

If we're free to do what we want, why does government always have a plan for us?

In Washington journalists can afford to live almost as well as people who work for a living.

How much fame, money and power does a woman have to achieve on her own before you can punch her in the face?

Cars would be safer on rails!

The whole idea of our government is this: If enough people get together and act in concert, they can take something and not pay for it.