Imagine a weight-loss program at the end of which, instead of better health, good looks, and hot romantic prospects, you die. Somalia had become just this kind of spa.
P. J. O'RourkeIn Japan people drive on the left. In China people drive on the right. In Vietnam it doesn't matter.
P. J. O'RourkeThanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
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