What would be a road hazard anywhere else, in the Third World is probably the road.
Politics is the business of getting power and privilege without possessing merit
If I bring anything to the table, it's the fact that not everybody realizes they're funny. So I just point a finger.
Commies love concrete.
Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.
I arrived in the middle of a press conference - as boring a thing to sit through if you don't know the language as it is if you do.