If we're free to do what we want, why does government always have a plan for us?

I'm really tired of virtue.

Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."

I don't think I'll ever be a real boat reporter. My Rolex isn't big enough.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

If we want the whole world to be rich, we need to start loving wealth. In the difference between poverty and plenty, the problem is the pverty, not the difference. Wealth is good.

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.