How much fame, money and power does a woman have to achieve on her own before you can punch her in the face?

You don't despair about something like the Middle East, you just do the best you can.

El Salvador has the scenery of northern California and the climate of southern California plus - and this was a relief - no Californians.

The free market is ugly and stupid, like going to the mall; the unfree market is just as ugly and just as stupid, except there is nothing in the mall and if you don't go there they shoot you.

It is important to remember when making jokes about women, that they are not a minority. They weren't captured on another continent and brought here in leg-irons (funny shoes, yes, but not leg-irons) and Hitler didn't blame them for Germany's loss in WWI. Therefore, you can make any kind of fun of them you want.

There are artists with palettes and easels selling the kind of modern art that Soviet art critics used to critique with bulldozers. Judging by the paintings I saw, the Soviets were right the first time.

Just as some things are too strange for fiction, others are too true for journalism.