How much fame, money and power does a woman have to achieve on her own before you can punch her in the face?

There's not a woman in the book, the plot hinges on unkindness to animals, and the black characters mostly drown by Chapter 29.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

That is the really great thing about being an adult male, once you get married and have children the whole decision-making process is taken out of your hands, and I for one am extremely grateful.

The idea of capitalism is not just success but also the failure that allows success to happen.

From National Lampoon, you go directly to Saturday Night Live, because it's a lot of the same people.

First and foremost: Feed people.