I have three children and three dogs. You put them in a Prius, you know? People who have a Prius obviously have no life! No wife, no kids, no pets - there's no room in there for anything!

Maybe a vague president and an incompetent and somewhat corrupt administration is what the nation needs.

Now majority rule is a precious, sacred thing worth dying for. But like other precious, sacred things .... it's not only worth dying for; it can make you wish you were dead. Imagine if all life were determined by majority rule. Every meal would be a pizza.

Writing this book required an enormous amount of help from friends. To them goes the credit. I'll take the money.

There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please.

Your money does not cause my poverty. Refusal to believe this is at the bottom of most bad economic thinking.

A politician who commends himself as 'caring' and 'sensitive' because he wants to expand the government's charitable programs is merely saying that he's willing to do good with other peoples' money.