I have three children and three dogs. You put them in a Prius, you know? People who have a Prius obviously have no life! No wife, no kids, no pets - there's no room in there for anything!

There are just two rules of governance in a free society: Mind your own business. Keep your hands to yourself.

People who are wise, good, smart, skillful, or hardworking don't need politics, they have jobs.

I suppose I should get a VCR, but the only thing I like about television is its ephemerality.

In theory, taxes should be like shopping. What I buy is government services. What I pay are my taxes.

There's no such thing as a trade deficit.

France in August when you can travel through the entire country without encountering a single pesky Frenchman or being bothered with anything that's open for business.