The American political system is like fast food - mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things and everybody wants some.

I do have to travel a lot for speaking engagements.

The main reason to be opposed to political control of smoking is to keep power -even the smallest and silliest kind of power - out of the hands of ... members of a dangerous class -the class that knows what's good for us better than we do.

The Australian language is easier to learn than boat talk. It has a vocabulary of about six words.

Then there's politics. Just imagine politics with its dumbbell element subtracted. There would be no Republican candidates. There would be no Democratic voters. The whole system would collapse.

You can't get good Chinese takeout in China and Cuban cigars are rationed in Cuba. That's all you need to know about communism.

The American political system is like fast food - mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things and everybody wants some.