The American political system is like fast food - mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things and everybody wants some.

I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie less convincingly than they do in briefings and books.

Wearing a hat implies that you are bald if you are a man and that your hair is dirty if you are a woman.

Each child is biologically required to have a mother. Fatherhood is a well-regarded theory, but motherhood is a fact.

Smoking crack is a way for people who couldn't afford college to study the works of Charles Darwin.

I read good. I was an English major.

I've always figured that if God wanted us to go to church a lot He'd have given us bigger behinds to sit on and smaller heads to think with.