There are twenty-seven specific complaints against the British Crown set forth in the Declaration of Independence. To modern ears they still sound reasonable. They still sound reasonable, in large part, because so many of them can be leveled against the federal government of the United States.

Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue.

Fishing... is a sport invented by insects and you are the bait.

One of the problems with being a writer is that all of your idiocies are still in print somewhere. I strongly support paper recycling.

The U.S. tax code was written by A students. Every April 15 we have to pay somebody who got an A in accounting to keep ourselves from being sent to jail.

Industrialization came to England but has since left.

It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.