What about snipers?" I once asked someone. He said, "Oh, most of the snipers have automatic weapon. They arent very accurate.

Fishing... is a sport invented by insects and you are the bait.

There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.

Any person who has spent time outdoors actually doing something, such as hunting and fishing as opposed to standing there with a doobie in his mouth, knows nature is not intrinsically healthy.

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

I bought my first house because of Animal House.

Keeping house is as unpleasant and filthy as coal mining, and the pay's a lot worse.