It is a popular delusion that the government wastes vast amounts of money through inefficiency and sloth. Enormous effort and elaborate planning are required to waste this much money.

Walt is dead. And, after a couple of hours at Epcot, you'll wish you were, too.

Whereas Rolling Stone, I just never had anything to do with them. I'd stop by the office maybe twice a year.

My Grandmother wouldn't even speak the word Democrat if there were children in the room, she'd say Bastards instead.

Actually, there is no way of making vomiting courteous. You have to do the next best thing, which is to vomit in such a way that the story you tell about it later will be amusing.

There's something about Marxism that brings out warts; the only kind of growth this economic system encourages.

Just as some things are too strange for fiction, others are too true for journalism.