It is a popular delusion that the government wastes vast amounts of money through inefficiency and sloth. Enormous effort and elaborate planning are required to waste this much money.

Crazy old people are our entire source of polling information.

Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

Italy is not technically part of the Third World, but no one has told the Italians.

I bought my first house because of Animal House.

Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.